A Witticism
A loud splitting information sound sharp with a visuals shows up on the screen
“Hi I’m significant David Muir with some damaging news”
He spins and turns in the direction of the other video camera
“Jeffrey Epstein, convicted pedophile, has been proven from running a multinational blackmail sex trafficking ring, here to provide their side is Kash Patel, Kash?”
The split display turns up with Kash Patel’s face looking worried
“So Kash, every person is asking: where are the Epstein data?”
“Government gangsters are withholding Epstein files to cover for the deep state … Which doesn’t exist”
“So you’re saying there isn’t a deep state?”
“Well there was and I terminated them all as promised in my 2023 CPAC speech. So the deep state is gone now.”
“What regarding the Epstein client listing and recordings of pedophilia?”
“Gone, or never ever existed, it’s hard to state.”
“So you terminated the deep state stars, yet lost the evidence versus Epstein?”
“Uhh, well, there had not been any proof”