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There’s an epidemic in Harlem
A clusterfuck of zip codes
Look into there Nothin’ to see here
Just underserved individuals grunting Legionnaires.
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I started a syndicate, FU 2
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While guzzling vodka on vacation.
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Watch the magic method: Concentrate on my left hand
It’s finalizing and wiggling, merit signaling
My best center finger gets no mention
It’s been put up for days and may need a physician’s focus.
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